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Sunday 18 August 2013

Veterans' Park

[Author: HR]

After a while you get disenchanted with the bars in Fort Lauderdale. Mostly you see the same old men in Chardee’s. Oh, occasionally stranger on vacation come in the bar. But if you are there looking for a lover, well, good luck as you’ll need a lot of it. After five years of living in Fort Lauderdale, I rarely went out to the bars. Once in a while I would go to Tropics, but only because I enjoyed eating in the restaurant. At Tropics there was the usual crowd although a little more friendly than Chardee’s, and, of course I enjoyed the bartenders as they were always smiling and fixed the best drinks in town; but still I made few contacts with the possibility of more than a one night stand.

The day I met George, I was bored sitting at home, and just got in the car and started driving. Then I got horny and started thinking where could I pick up some nice old man. I thought about driving down to the Pussy Cat but wasn’t in the mood to drive that far. Also considered the Clubhouse II but didn’t want to run into all the people I knew that regularly visited the bathhouse. So, I found myself heading to Veterans' Park, just off Federal Highway.

I didn’t really expect to pick some up there. Just hoped that maybe in the bathroom I would get a glimpse of an old man pissing. But after parking and going inside the toilet, I found it empty. So, I went back to my car. I had parked under the shade of a tree facing the entrance of the toilet, and with nothing else better to do, I sat there watching the entrance of the toilet.

Several young black guys went inside and some even looked over at my car as though inviting me to join them. I wasn’t the least bit interested, not because they were black, but because they were too young.

A skinny old man rode up on a bicycle. The bicycle had a basket in front and it was piled overflowing with plastic publix bags, each stuffed to the splitting point, mostly with clothing. I figured immediately that the old man was homeless, not that you could tell from his clothes. His blue button up short sleeve shirt looked fresh as did his green work slacks. I watched as he parked his bicycle in the bike rack and took a bike chain and locked it to the rack.

When he turned facing my car while searching through the bags in the basket of his bicycle, I got a good look at his face. It was deeply tanned like someone that was always out in the weather. From the distance he looked very handsome. The features of his long face were delicate and perfectly proportioned. He was clean shaven and so respectable looking that if I hadn’t seen the bicycle and all the plastic bags in its basket, I would have thought he had walked over from one of the nearby condos. He scuffled through the plastic bags, then found the one he was searching for and turned and started walking toward the toilet. He sure didn’t walk like a person down on his luck - his strides were strong, straight backed, prideful steps.

The moment he vanished into the toilet I got out and hurried over. When I entered, the old man was brushing his teeth at the sink nearest the urinals. I walked up to the urinal next to the sink and unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out. I didn’t have to piss. I tried but nothing would come out. Finally, as the old man finished rinsing his mouth out, I said. “Hard to piss when you have prostate problems.”

The old man turned to face me. I got my first glimpse of his big brown eyes. They were soft and affectionate and perfectly matched his deeply tanned face.

“Yeah, it’s bad to get old. But you’re still young.” He smiled before turning back to look at himself in the mirror. “Heck, just wait until you get my age."

“You look in great shape,” I said,  still holding my dick in my hand as though I was trying to take a piss.

“I exercise a lot and don’t eat too much out of necessity, I’m afraid,” he said, in a voice almost so low that I could barely understand him.

“You live in Fort Lauderdale?” I asked.

“Well, I guess you could say that. At least for a couple more months. Then when it starts getting a little chilly here, I head down to Key West,” he added, turning to glance at me again.

I played again like I was straining to piss and I said, “Must be nice to have a house down in Key West and one here too?”

The old man smiled. “Yeah, that would be nice. But that bicycle outside is the only home I have.” He added turning back to stare into the mirror again. “Used to have a house in upstate New York. Was a doctor up there. Then things happened...” he said, his voice trailing off sadly. “But I don’t listen to them anymore.”

“I was thinking of going to a bar for a drink, care to join me?” I asked.

“Don’t drink. But thanks for the invite.”

The old man started packing up his plastic bag.

“How about lunch? Want to join me for lunch?” I said, suddenly desperate to find some way to spend more time with the old man.

“You don’t have to do that. I’ll get something at the shelter tonight.”

The old man said turning to look at me again. He smiled. “Looks like you're not going to force even a drop out,” he said, nodding to my dick that had turned semi hard.

“Guess not,” I said pushing it back into my short pants. “Come on over to my place and I’ll fix us some sandwiches and a big glass of milk.”

The old man shrugged. “Sounds great. But what do I do with my bike.”

“Take your bags out of the basket and put them in my trunk. Your bike will be safe here, at least long enough for us to have lunch and then I’ll drive you back.” I promised him.

“Well, you sure are nice to invite me for lunch. Most people act like I’m trash.” The old man reached up and rubbed his almost bald head, and added, “Well, I guess I am that and worse.”

We chit chatted about everything from baseball to the Middle East as I drove home. The old man kept jumping from one topic to another, almost in mid sentence. And I surprised myself by not rubbing my crotch or doing anything that would give the old man the idea that I was gay. I didn’t know what he was thinking about me, but I was enjoying his company so much that I didn’t want to make a pass at him, yet, and get turned down.

“I live in a rental,” I told the old man as I drove up in the alley behind my apartment in the fourplex. It’s not much of an apartment as everything is old and run down, but the neighborhood is so nice that I keep staying here. It’s less than half a block from the intercoastal and two blocks to the ocean,” I explained as I unlocked the kitchen door.

“See? The appliances are old and rusty.”

I felt ashamed of the frig and the stove as I lead the old man through the kitchen to the oak table. “Have a seat. Won’t take me but a minute to make some sandwiches.” I went to the frig and pulled out the jug of milk. “Here. Have a glass of milk while you wait.”

The old man thanked me. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him staring at the glass of milk like it was something special before he finally reached his weathered hand out and grasped the glass with long fingers. He took a small drink - as though he was sipping fine wine. And the look on his face was almost dreamy. I couldn’t help but wonder how long it had been since he had drunk a glass of ice cold milk.

“Wow! I sure ate a lot,” the old man said, after finishing his third sandwich. “I feel like a dog after I eat.” The old man pushed his chair away from the table.

“And how is that?” I asked.

“Like curling up and taking a nap,” he said.

“Why not. Let’s both take a nap,” I said quickly.

“How about my bike? I should go back to the park. Wouldn’t want it stolen,” he added. “But taking a nap on something soft sure would hit the spot.” He was smiling from ear to ear. “I usually sleep on a park bench. But it hard to sleep."

“Yea, I guess it would be hard sleeping on a hard park bench,” I said.

“No, it’s the voices that keep me awake,” the old man said.

“What? Some young guys partying in the park all night?” I asked.

“No, the voices in my head. They kept talking to me. I don’t listen to them any more. Got me in trouble back when I was a doctor. But it’s still hard to sleep at night with them rambling on,” the old man divulged, still smiling his beautiful smile.

I started to ask him what the voices told him but decided to leave it be. “Come on let’s take a nap,” I said, getting up out of my chair. I didn’t know if the old man would follow me and was afraid to look back until I was inside the bedroom. But there he was, right behind me. “It’s a king size bed. Big enough for the both of us,” I said. Then I pulled off my shirt. “Why don’t we strip down to your under shorts? It’ll be more comfortable,” I said. I really didn’t think the old man would go along with me but he did.

I got an erection when he pulled his shirt off. He body was moon pale. His chest bristled with gray hair that ran down to his navel. He was wearing a pair of boxer shorts and I could see white pubic hair through the slight gap in the fly of his shorts. Luckily, I was wearing jockey shorts and they were tight fitting and sort of hid my erection as I climbed on the bed. “Come on and let’s take a nap,” I said, patting the bed beside me.

The old man didn’t hesitate. He sat on the edge of the bed and then turned and lifted his legs up onto the bed and lay down. The old man and I were side by side - so close that my hand, which was by my side, was touching his boxer short just below the waist band.

“Bed feels real good. Don’t remember the last time I slept on a bed,” the old man said as he closed his eyes.

I lay beside him in a state of excitement. The nearness of the old man caused my dick to start jerking. I pressed my hand against his hip. The sensation of just touching him gave me a thrill. So what if he is crazy, I thought. He looked harmless to me.

When the old man didn’t react to the pressure of the back of my hand against his hip, I slowly began to rub it slightly up and down his hip and thigh. I expected the old man to stop me at any moment. That anticipation also excited me. I felt like a kid doing something totally forbidden and expected to be caught by his father at any moment.

But when the old man didn’t react to the slow rubbing motion of my hand, I lifted my hand placing my fingers on the cotton fabric of his boxer short covering his upper thigh. I left my hand there feeling the thrill of the moment and almost holding my breath at what might happen next. I waited what seemed like an eternity to me but probably was one a few minutes before slowly moving my finger slightly toward the fly of his boxer shorts. Again I expected him to rebuke me at any moment. Only when several minutes passed without him reacting did I start inching my finger toward his fly, moving them slowly so much so that they hardly seemed to move at all.

Then the tips of my finger touched the fly of his boxer shorts. I paused. Fearing to go any further but unable to turn back, I pushed my index finger into the opening of the old man’s boxer short and did stop until it touched the soft flesh of his penis. I froze, waiting for a reaction. But when none came, I gather up enough courage to begin tracing my index finger down the shaft of his dick. His dick was long. I had to reach my entire hand inside his boxer short to run my fingers far enough down to touch the foreskin-covered tip of his dick.

“Are you asleep?” I asked, realizing that the old man couldn’t possibly be asleep, and needing to know just how far I could go with him.

“No. I’m wide awake.”

“Let’s take off our shorts off. Do you mind?” I asked, as I took my hand away from his dick and reached down and jerked down my jockey shorts causing my fat dick to spring straight up. I rose onto my elbows and turn to watch the old man slowly pull his boxer short off. Then watched as he lay back onto the bed. The old man cock was half again longer than mine. It wasn’t as fat but almost twice as long. Like the rest of his body, except for his face and arms, his dick was moon pale. I thought as I looked down on his dick that it was getting hard. As it was beginning to elongate, sliding down over his balls like some pale snake.

“Can I suck it?” I finally asked the old men.

“No. I don’t go for that,” he said, causing a wave of disappoint to sweep over me. Then the old man sat up and turned to me and grabbed me with almost supper human strength and turned me over on my stomach as though I was a child. Then I felt him mounting me. “I don’t mind fucking a queer,” he said, as I heard him spitting. When the head of his long dick touched my asshole it was wet with spit. “I figured you were queer when I saw you in the bathroom,” he said, his lips touching my right ear, “Like I said, I don’t mind fucking a queer.” He slowly, gently, put pressure on his dick head.



I felt his dick head prying open my asshole. It hurt. I winced from the burning pain when the head of the old man’s dick entered me. I called out when he suddenly shoved almost half of his long dick into me. He snickered and shoved the rest of his dick into me. He was fucking me like I was a woman. Slowly, as he fucked me, the pain turned to pure pleasure and I started lifting my ass so that the old man could drive his dick deeper into me.


He had me moaning like a whore as he pumped his dick relentlessly in and out of my asshole. His dick reached so deep inside me that I could feel it half up my body. God! It felt wonderful. I started calling out and thrashing under him from the intensity of the pleasure. I had been fucked before but never like he was fucking me. For the first time in my life, I knew how a woman must feel getting fucked by her husband.

Then the old man was cumming inside me. He shoved his dick up to his balls inside my asshole and pumped shot after shot of cum into me. Then he pulled out and rolled over on his back not saying a word. 

I could feel his cum oozing out of my asshole. Even so, I turned over on my back and looking down at his long deflated dick started jacking my hard fat cock. I pumped it as I stared at the old man’s dick that had just been deep inside me. I love looking at it and knowing that I had taken its entire length inside me. I shot off on my stomach and chest with a loud moan.



As I lay naked beside the old man in the after glow of cumming, I reached over and took his hand in mine. The old man let me hold his hand in mine as we both fell asleep.




Friday 16 August 2013

Ian's story

At the end of a long story I find myself staying in a strange town with a total stranger.

Worse.

The stranger is a minister in a church.

Ok, so he's retired.

It's awkward.

I inwardly curse my cousin. Really?

Did she really have to join this church and invite me to her thing?

It's probably got a name, but, I'm there for my cousin, not her thing.

Not my thing either.

Two kids.

Two families.

We had to be each others brother. Sister.

"I'm there for you."

I fly into the city.

It's industrial and shitty.

I get to my cousin's apartment, there's a pipe burst upstairs, she's flooded, there's no rest for the wicked.

She moves to the other side of town.

I get to stay with the minister.

Retired.

How does that work?

How can you retire from a job like that anyway?

I ask him. He laughs.

Offers me a glass of wine while he makes us dinner.

When did church ministers start with a glass of wine?

When did they learn to cook?

Loaves and fishes isn't a food joke.

Another glass of wine.

Awkward.

Grace at the dinner table.

I don't really get talking to invisible friends, but the food is a blessing.

He's actually not a bad guy.

Easy to talk to. Funny.

Ok, not the loaves and fishes joke.

He's just had a birthday. 70.

We sit on the sofa in his living room and sip coffee.

He cracks open a bottle of duty free liqueur he's had for ten years.

Armagnac.

Warming, free-flowing conversation.

Disclosure follows comfortable disclosure...

"So, what is the rock that you crash on?"

He looks interested. "Trick question?"

"No, no, Jung. Everyone has a dark secret that is ultimately defines them."

He looks at me somehow expecting more.

"Some dark secret... ?"

"Yes, that's right. That defines you, like the rock you become wrecked on."

He looks uncomfortable. Embarrassed.

"I'm a retired minister of the church. I - I - I..."

"It's all yours. Tell me..."  

He flusters again, makes funny little suck-in noises between his lips and teeth. Nervous.

Twitchy.

A long pause in the conversation.

I stare meaningfully at his crotch.

The swollen bulge of his cock and balls is too obvious.



"Well, I never..."

"At least not for a long time..."

He gasps.

Tries to be indignant.

Then looks away.

Enough already.

I open his zipper.


His body denies his words.

I smooth his leakage wantonly over his twitching cock head.

The fabric drags at his sensitive tip.

I fish his cock out.


I lean in to stake my claim...

He gasps.

"No ... no!"

I hesitate.


He stares, mesmerized.

He doesn't move a muscle.

He doesn't stop me.

My cock begins to harden.

"You know I know your rock, your dark secret."

He bows his head a little, staring straight ahead.

"You can continue to pretend, or you can ... "

He swallows noisily.

Licks his lips.

Like a moth to a flame.

"... you can ..."

I tug meaningfully at his belt.

He undoes his belt as though it's heavy.

Carefully opens his slacks.

"These too."

I pull his underpants down.

He doesn't look at me.

He stares into the distance.

Some ridiculous attempt at modesty stretching his polo shirt over his all-too-obvious cock.


I stop the charade.

Teasing his nipple, I can see the waves of indecision break across his face.

I take his shirt.

His flesh is clay to be sculpted in my hands.



 "Please..." he says, in supplication, taking my hand in his. "Please."

 

Next day he insisted on taking me to the airport.


But not before giving me his blessing.

And not before inviting me to come and stay with him again.

Soon.










Thursday 8 August 2013

Ugly on the Inside


[Author: HR]

I scanned the bar as young bartender goes to the cooler to grab me a Bud. I see lots of old men, fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, tall ones, those good looking enough to die for and those that look like the living dead. Lots of them are looking at me. Outwardly I’m straight out of a dream. I look similar to a grandfatherly Robert Young from the old tv show “Father Knows Best.”

Inside, I’m ugly.

I hate myself. I hate being gay. I hate the craving that drives me out into such bars full of old men. But most of all I hate the craving to have sex with another old man.

I smile at the bartender. My smile is my best weapon. It hides the ugliness inside. My smile is infectious. The young bartender smiles back at me as he put the Bud on the counter and scoops up my money.

I take a long sip before turning back to scanning the bar. I don’t know who I am looking for. Who will be my tool tonight? I pass over eager eyes that stare back at me hoping for a response. One handsome old man, short with a full head of gray hair nods his head at me. He’s not the one. I ignore him.

Then I see him. He’s fat. Maybe once he was slim and handsome but age and weight have turned him to an old fat faggot. From his body language alone, I know he’s got a little dick. He looks at me and then glances away at once. When I stare at him he looks at me again and instantly cast his eyes downward. He’s the one!

As I approach the fat old man, I feel like a spider approaching a fly caught in his web. And as the old fat man sees me approaching, he squirms like a struggling fly trying to get away. He looks around the room as though hoping I am really interested in someone else. He can’t understand why a handsome old man like me could be interested in him. But then he looks back at me and knows it’s him I am walking toward. The fat old man takes a big swallow from his drink.

“Hi.” 

My voice is so masculine and sexy that I see instant lust in the old fat man’s eyes.

“Hello. You new here?” The fat man asked nervously.

“Just arrived today and I’m hot and horny,” I answer.

The fat man clears his throat. He lifts his drink and takes another giant swallow.

“Me too,” he says, his voice almost apologetic.

“I want to do unspeakable things to you,” I lean forward to say.

“Oh.”

The fat man answers and take another nervous gulp of his drink.

“Your fat and ugly, but I want you. Are you ready to go?” I add, placing my Bud on the counter beside where he’s standing.

“Ah . . . yes.”

I walk out knowing the old fat man will follow. In a mirror I see his reflection. He is following me like a lost fat puppy.

“Where are we going?” the fat man asks me once we are out of the noisy bar. His face is wrinkled and showing his age. He twitches his mouth nervously as he awaits my answer.

“How many dicks did you suck today?”

My demanding tone is sure to get a truthful answer.

“I . . . I don’t know,” the fat man says. I stare at him in silence. “M-may . . . maybe five or six. I . . . I went to the Pussycat Theater.”

“Did you get fucked?” I demanded.

“Yeah.”

“Good,” I sneer as I turn toward the parking lot. “I like fat faggot whores. Come with me in my car.”

“O . . . ok.”

The fat old man mumbles something else I don't catch.

We don’t speak as I drive him to my sleazy hotel. Only when we are inside do I speak. “Get naked. I want to see just how repulsive you are without clothes. Wait, here, pig, put this on first.”


The old man starts removing his clothes. His underwear is stained, filthy. He will not look me in the eyes. He always stares at the floor. I like his flabby body. He plays with his nipples, big and elongated on his large sagging breasts. He has a sparse patch of gray hair on his chest and his pubic hairs are also gray.


“You call that a dick?” I say, looking at his tiny dick perched atop his huge set of balls.

“It’s not much,” the fat man admits, softly.

“Not much?! Hell! It’s nothing,” I roar at him as I pull my shirt off and then unzip my pants. When I pull down my shorts, my long, thick dick flops out. It’s so massive that even when it’s soft I can hardly reach my hand around it. And once it hard it’s impossibly thick.


The fat old man just looks at my dick with an open mouth. He sees the long foreskin that drapes over the gigantic mushroom head of my dick. And he watches, almost fearfully, as I pull the foreskin back and show him the head of my dick.

“I’m glad you’ve already been fucked,” I growl.

“God, I can’t take that,” the fat old man whimpers, but I see lust in his eyes. He wants it. He wants my huge dick inside of him. I see it in his tiny dick. It is dancing up and down on his massive balls.


I slap his face and he reels.

I reach my hands out and grab each of his large elongated nipples and use them to pull the fat man to me. He whimpers but I know he likes having his nipples hurt. Then, I as I kiss the fat old man, I twist his nipples as hard as I can. The old fat man makes sounds deep in his throat as he kisses me passionately. I like the way he kisses. I know that he must be a good cock sucker. I want his mouth around my dick.

I let go of one of his nipples and reached down and grab his tiny dick. It's no bigger than my little finger but it is rock hard. I squeeze it for a moment. I feel him tense up like he is getting ready to cum. I don’t want that. I let go of his tiny dick and grab one of his massive balls. I squeeze it. Then working on one nipple and one of his balls, I continue to kiss him as I give him as much pain as my strong hands can deliver. He kisses me feverishly.

Breaking our embrace, I turn my back to him and bend over. “Lick my asshole!” I order the fat old man. And almost immediately I feel his obedient tongue against my asshole. It is warm and moist and very talented. I wonder just how man assholes the fat man’s tongue has licked. He expertly slips his long tongue inside my asshole. It feels wonderful. I can’t help humping his face. I can feel my enormous dick getting harder and bigger. It’s ready!



I turn around quickly to face the fat old faggot. “Suck it!” I demand, grabbing him by the shoulders and forcing him down to his knees. I glance down at the old fat man. He’s looking at my dick as though he never saw one before.

“It’s . . . It’s so big,” he mumbles as I grab the back of his head, slap his face, and pull his face toward my crotch.

"Open your mouth, bitch!"

The old man opens his mouth as wide as he can. It’s a very tight fit but the head of my huge dick slips into his mouth. I was right. The old whore is a master cocksucker. He manages to do what few people can. He swallows my dick up to my hairy balls. It feels delicious to have my entire dick in his warm moist mouth and throat.


“Good. Real good,” I tell the old fat man as I pat him on the head. Then I grab the back of his neck and start fucking his mouth like I was pumping a woman. The faggot fights to pull back from my crotch, but I hold his face forward as I ram my gigantic dick deep into his throat time after time. God! It feels great. The way the old faggot has to fight for breath excites me. My dick swells even bigger as I pump it rapid fire into his mouth. I began to feel myself getting near the edge. I pause and slowly extract my long, overly thick dick from his throat.

Get on the bed, bitch! I’m ready to fuck your old asshole.” 

The old fat man turns and looks nervously at my enormous dick and then hurries to obey. He lays face up on the bed and spreads his legs as wide as he can. As I get in position I can’t help but notice how beautiful the old faggot’s butt is. In spite of him being fat, he has a wonderful bubble butt. Yes, the old whore’s ass is quite beautiful.


When I climb onto the bed and move between his fat legs, my dick is throbbing to taste his old ass pussy. I wonder just how many dicks have felt the inside of this old whore’s asshole. The thought that many, many, old men have fucked him before me, excites me. I suddenly wish I had taken him to the bathhouse. I would enjoy watching several old men use him before me. I would love to plunge my dick into the old whore’s cum slick asshole. Next time, I think and find such a thought strange. I don’t ever recall having sex with an old man twice. But I find the thought of having sex with the fat old whore again very appealing. I reach over to the night stand where I had placed a can of Crisco before going out. Just the thing for a fat old man. I open the lid and scoop up a hand full. I smear a generous amount on the old man's asshole and the rest I rub over my throbbing dick.

I look into the old whore’s eyes as I lift his fat legs over my shoulders. I see pure devotion in his eyes. I’m Mr. Right. The old man of his dreams. The thought excites me. I like it when people admire me. But, surprisingly I find myself admiring the old whore too. I like him being a total slut. I realize that he’ll do anything I ask. I can see me having a party with several old men invited to it and having each of them fuck him and abuse him while I watch. Abuse his asshole so much that he’s good and sore when I enter him. And having them all watch me fuck him.


Such thoughts make me so excited that I ram the enormous head of my dick into the old whore’s asshole. He bolt almost into a sitting position from the onslaught. He cries out. I grab him behind his neck and pulls his mouth to mine as I ram my dick brutally deep into his over-used asshole. We kiss. I force all of my extremely long dick into him. We kiss desperately. I pull my dick almost all the way out of him and brutally plunge it back inside as deep as it will go. The old whore loves it.

Then as I start pumping my dick as hard and fast as I can inside of him, I break off kissing him. I reach down farther until my hand is closed around the old whore’s tiny dick. I pull him as I piston my enormous dick in and out of his asshole. I love his tiny dick. It like a baby’s dick compared to a horse’s dick. I love how it makes my enormous dick look even bigger.

The old whore cums in my hand. I bring it up to my lips, I relish the taste of his sperm and, even as I shoot my giant load into his asshole, I wonder how much cum the old whore has swallowed in his sleazy life. I like thinking how many gallons of cum he must have swallowed as I lick and swallow his load.

Then with cum still spewing from my huge dick head, I pull my dick out of his the old whore’s ass and move quickly up over his chest and push my dick into his mouth.

"Clean me up, bitch!"


The old whore eagerly sucks the last of my load out of my dick. Then I am kissing him again, tasting my own cum.

We both lie silently beside each other.

The old faggot whore reaches over with his hand and began to stroke my arm lovingly. And surprisingly I find myself content to allow him to do it.


“Can I stay the night with you?” the old faggot asks timidly.

“Whatever,” I grunt.

But I realize that for the first time I want someone to spend the night. But he’s a fat faggot whore! The thought doesn’t repulse me like it should. Maybe I’ve finally found an old faggot depraved enough for me. Maybe I finally found someone as ugly and repulsive on the outside as I am on the inside. The thought has a ring of truth in it.

“Tomorrow I am going to take you to the bathhouse and watch you rim asshole and get fucked all day,” I tell the old whore. “And then I’m going to fuck your sorry asshole in the tv room so that everyone can watch.”

The old fat man squeezed my arm affectionately.













Tuesday 6 August 2013

Getting Towed


[Author: HR]

I’m a real estate agent and I carry a cell phone with me most of the time. Luckily for me I had it with me a couple of weeks ago. I got a flat tire on Interstate 95, one of the worst fucking roads in south Florida! They’re all crazy. They zip in and out of the traffic. I don’t even want to think about it! Anyway, I was just lucky it wasn’t rush hour traffic because I lost control of my car for an instant but the traffic was light and I made it to the emergency lane without hitting another car.

I immediate called AAA and waited for the tow truck, hoping some of those fool drivers wouldn’t hit me even though I was pulled into the emergency lane. Hey, you aren’t safe on I95 even in the emergency lane, take my word for that. I could tell you about the trooper that doesn’t have any legs because someone hit him in the emergency lane while he was getting something out of the trunk of his car, but that is another story.

When the tow truck arrived, I expected some hotshot youngster behind the wheel. I was surprised to see a burly old man at least sixty-five climbing out of the cab. He was grey haired with a good sized bald patch but looked as strong as an ox. His shirt was grease stained. He had the sleeves rolled up and his arms were as thick as a weight lifters. As he got nearer, I noticed a tuft of white hair sticking out of the front of his shirt and I couldn't take my eyes off it.

“Got a problem, Buddy?” he asked as he walked up to my window. He leaned in until his face was only inches from mine. He had nice soft brown eyes that sparkled like a kid’s. His face was weathered and heavily lined.

“Yeah, I guess you would say that I have a problem,” I said.

He laughed. “Got a flat, well, how about that? Know what movie that line came from?”

I could smell cigar on his breath.

“Are you here to help me? Or is this a trivia game?” I smiled in spite of of my frustration.

“Rocky Horror Show,” the old man said and winked. “Actually both of your rear tires are flat. Going to have to tow you into the shop.”

“Both of them?” I asked.

“Yeah, and you’re lucky. One really blown out and the other just deflated slowly.” He pointed to the truck. “You want to get in the tow truck while I hook up to your car?” he asked as he pulled his head back. “And be careful and don’t step into on-coming traffic.”

I was careful getting out of the car. When I was side-by-side with the tow truck driver I realized that he was rather short. I paused and watched the old man as he bent over and looked under the front of the car. His dirty jeans were tight around the crotch and I got a look at his package - it was a big one.

At least I’ll get to ride with a nice sexy old man instead of some young punk, I thought as I opened the passenger door of the truck and climbed in. Damn, I’m not going to make cocktail hour at Tropics tonight. I settled in the seat and waited for the old men.

I thought it would take the old man a long time to get the car into the towing position but he did it in a few minutes.

“All set!” he said, climbing into the truck. “If you’ve got a date you better call her and tell her you’ll going to be late,” the old man said, and winked at me.

“I don’t have a girlfriend,” I told him.

He smelled of grease, sweat, and cigars. The combination reminded me of my father who had worked as a mechanic most of his life and had loved to smoke cigars.

“Then call your boyfriend,” the old man said, and laughed as he started the truck.

“He’s away for the week,” I said, aiming to shock the old man.

“Oh, so you’re gay,” the old man responded, without even batting an eye.

“Yes. Are you?” I asked, egging the old man on.

The old man turned to me as he pulled on to road.

“Do I look gay?” 

“Do I?” I shot back.

“Honestly. No, you don’t,” he answered. “You look a little like my son.” 

“You married?” I asked.

“Divorced!” he answered. “Hey, I heard there are some bars that you guys go to where they have sex inside, is that true?”

“Yes.”

“What kind of sex?” he asked, glancing briefly at me.

“Oh, a little sucking and a little fucking, maybe some rimming,” I said, now determined to shock him.

“What is rimming?” the old man asked. “Fucking and sucking I know. I mean, I haven’t done it but I know what it is. But rimming I don’t know.”

“It is when someone licks or sticks his tongue into another’s asshole,” I answered.

“You’re joking!” The old man said. “You mean you gays do that to one another?!”

“Oh, that and much more. Some people like to get pissed on. Others like to have their balls, cock, or tits tortured,” I told him and then added “You should try it sometime.”

“Yeah! And you do this inside one of your gay bars?” he asked, and, as he spoke I could tell a change in his voice. It seemed slightly charged with sexual tension.

“Sometimes, but of course the best place is at home.” I glanced over at his crotch. The bulge was bigger. Damn, the old man is getting off on what I am telling him, I thought.

“Well, I guess licking another man asshole would be like licking a woman’s pussy. Damn I used to love to eat my old lady's pussy. Loved that better than fucking her,” the old man confessed. “You ever do this rimming to someone else?” the old man asked glancing over at me. His face was serious, anxious for my reply.

“Yeah, sometimes,” I confessed. I felt my own big cock straining the crotch of my pants as it quickly swelled up.

“You ever ate pussy?” the old man asked.

“Once,” I answered.

“It is like rimming?” he asked eagerly.

“I like rimming better. It is so masculine licking a man asshole with his balls and cock only inches from your face.”

As I spoke I saw the old man reach between his legs and started massaging the big bulge in the crotch of his dirty jeans.

“So you like it better than eating pussy?”

The old man was still rubbing his crotch.

“Much better,” I said, as I too reached down to my crotch, but instead of massaging it, I unzipped my pants.



Seeing my hand movements the old man glanced over at me but didn’t speak as I reached inside my pants and struggled to get my big hard fat cock out. Even when I pulled my big cock out of my pants, the old man didn’t comment. He just stole quick glances at my cock as he drove.

The old man finally broke his silence.

“How old are you?”

“57 and you?”

“67. Too old for these women. Or maybe I just don’t have enough money. You know that all want to be taken out to dinner and such shit. Hell, I just want to eat them out. I don’t want to marry them.”

“You just want a quickie,” I told him.

“It that what you gay guys call it? A quickie?”

“Yeah,” I answered as I waved my huge cock back and forth. The old man watched out of the corner of his eye.

“Looks like you could use a quickie right now.”

“Yes, I could and how about you?” I asked, looking him in the eyes.

“Damn, I am horny. Never thought seeing another man cock would get me so horny. And hell, I’m not queer. Never touched another man’s cock in my life,” the old man stated almost angrily.

“There’s a first time for everything!” I said. I reached my hand over and touched the bulge in the crotch of his jeans.

“Wow! That feels good,” he said, as I rubbed his crotch. He cleared his throat. “You know I live not far from the shop. Have a little three-bedroom house.” He paused. “You want that we stop by for a ... a quickie?”

“Yeah! I would like that!” I said.

“Hell, I don’t know. I just might back out at the last moment,” he confessed, shaking his head.

But when I unzipped his jeans and reached inside and touched his fat, short, cut cock, he sighed, “Yeah, let’s do it!”


I played with both my cock and his, right up until he pulled into the driveway of his modest little house in one of those '55 and over' housing projects.

“Come on in!”

He glanced around at the neighbor’s houses nervously. “Hell, they won't think anything about me taking you inside,” he said, more to himself than to me.

Unlike him and the inside of his truck, his home was immaculate. And I was surprised at how nicely decorated he had it. I wanted to kiss him but I had been with more than one “straight” guy and knew that kissing was out of the question.

“The bedroom is this way,” the old man said, leading me to the right. The moment he stepped in the bedroom he started undressing. I followed his example.


He eyed me and I eyed him as we stripped. My cock started throbbing at the sight of his massive hairy chest. But his cock caught my undivided attention. His circumcised dick was even thicker than my fat cock, but short. Talk about a pussy stretcher - the old man certainly had one.

Then came the awkward moment for the old man. He didn’t know what to do next. He just stood there playing with his short fat pecker and staring at my long fat cock. Finally I stepped forward and dropped to my knees in front of him. Before he had a chance to protest I had his thick dick in my mouth.


“Damn! That feels good!” he called out when I started sucking his cock. I had difficulty deep throating his cock. It was almost too thick for my mouth.

“Let’s get in bed.” The old man reached down and lifted me to my feet.

I let him get on the bed first. Then, instead of lying beside him, I straddled him with my head toward his feet. He just lay there as I leaned over and resumed sucking his cock. He didn’t make any effort to touch my cock even though my crotch was directly over his face. I sucked his cock until I felt him go tense. Then I rose up in a sitting position until my asshole was directly over his face.

The old man didn’t say a word. I lowered my ass until his mouth was against my asshole. For a moment I didn’t think he was going to rim me, but, just as I was going to lift my ass, I felt his tongue tentatively touch the bud of my asshole.


At first his tongue probed my asshole in quick hesitant movements, but the more he tongued my asshole, the bolder his tongue grew. Suddenly he was rimming my asshole better than I could remember. He ate my ass.

 

He rammed his tongue inside and licked and twisted it until he had me bouncing up and down on his face. God, he must have sent his wife crazy eating her pussy! His talented tongue knew tricks that I had never felt before. I could feel myself getting lost.



Keeping my asshole against his mouth, I leaned forward and took his thick dick in my mouth and started sucking. I wanted to make him shoot off at the same time as I did. This time my sexual excitement was such that I could take his thick pecker all the way down my throat.

As I sucked him I was fighting to keep from cuming! His tongue had me in such a state of ecstasy that I was humping his mouth and moaning even with my mouth stuffed full of his cock. Then as I felt him tense up, I let myself go.

I shot off on his hairy chest even as he began to squirt cum into my mouth. He grabbed my ass and pulled it hard against his mouth and sent his tongue impossibly deep into my ass one final time before pushing me away from him.



We lay exhausted for several moments. He spoke first. “That was better than eating pussy.” He sat up. “Sorry I couldn’t suck you cock, but I just can’t do that.”

“That is quite all right. I’ve never had a rim job that good before. I’ll take that any day over a blowjob,” I told him.

“Well, I guess I better get you to the shop so that you can hit the road,” the old man said as he got up and started dressing.

He didn’t speak again until we were back in the tow truck.

“Give me your telephone number. I’d like to get with you again."

“Here,” I said, hiding my surprise while handing him real estate card. “Call my cell phone number. I would really like to get together with you again too.”

Since then I have been with him three times. He will not touch my cock. He just wants to rim my asshole.



I would love to kiss him and hug him but he’ll have no part of that. Strange how these so-called “straight” men can be.