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FAQ

1. Are you, or, have you ever been a priest?
No. All content on this site is fictional. Including you.
2. You're kidding. Are you, or, have you ever been a priest?
Once again, no. All content on this site is fictional. Including you.
3. Are the people and the stories connected in real life?
No. Except where explicitly identified, any similarities to real people alive/dead/undead; and real situations is purely coincidental.
4. Can you make the stories more explicit - you know - '8 inches of uncut meat', stuff like that?
Yes. But I'm not going to because it sounds like a housewife ordering at the small goods counter. Please use your imagination to fill in the gaps. It's much more exciting than anything I could possibly dream up.
By the way, if you are interested in penis size, (and who isn't?) a survey of 1,661 USA men (July 10, 2013) found that they have an average erect length of 14.15 cm (5.5 inches) and an average erect circumference of 12.23 cm (4.81 inches), with erect penis lengths ranging from 4 (1.57 inches) to 26 (10.23 inches) centimeters and erect penis circumferences ranging from 3 (1.18 inches) to 19 (7.48 inches) centimeters. The findings have been published.
 Of course, all you guys from other countries can now look at each other knowingly, and say, "Americans!"
5. Can you give me the email address/phone number of the guy on page...?
No. I don't have it. Even if I did I wouldn't share it because the models are much too cool for you.
6. Can I commission you to write a story about me? For my web site? For my book?
Yes, let's talk about it. Drop me a note: father.bocce{at}gmail.com.
7. Can I send you photos of me?
We can at least talk about it. Flying me first class to photograph you in all your magnificence? Sure, let's talk. A nasty shot of old faithful taken with your phone? Probably not so much. But maybe. Definitely maybe.
If you are interested in posing for deliberate shots specifically for a story I've got in process I would be very interested in having a discussion. I am interested in older models, not pretty boys. It's ok to have scars, tattoos, wrinkles, hair, fat. I tend to prefer shots that don't include faces, watches or jewellery, so if you're interested to explore (but feel shy) that's perfectly ok. It's very unlikely that I'm going to write your personal, private story so I'm not going to use your real name or otherwise identify you.
You are very welcome to submit photos via tumblr. I'm very grateful to receive the images you share.
8. You have a tumblr site?
 Yes, several. So many stories - so little time...
9. Where do the stories *really* come from?
I see people and places and I fall in love with them. I am inspired and imagine their stories. It could be you that I've seen. What typically happens is once the characters are 'on-stage' they take over and they tell their story and I simply write it down.
10. Can I leave a comment?
Please do. This site is respectfully intended for adults, disrespectful comments are unwelcome.
11. Do I have to leave a donation?
Please do. You can also just go off to be with yourself into the bathroom. Either one will make you feel good. One of my visitors described this as 'wank-ware'. He said that if you cum by jerking off while reading a story that you should donate accordingly.

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